Chris: “Whoaaa. Why are you hugging a stranger…lady?”
Haley: “Thank you for helping to bring Nathan home!”
Chris: “You’re welcome..”
CHRIS (singing): Lucas and Haley aren’t back yet. But you can come in to the Devil’s lair. Drop your things, have sex with Chris Keller. Whatever!
BROOKE: Here’s the deal: Brooke Davis thinks Chris Keller can self-serve Chris Keller. In other words, you can go…
HALEY: Oh hey, Brooke! What’s going on?
CHRIS: She was just hitting on me.
HALEY: How’d it go?
CHRIS: Well, without you, there’s more time to talk about me. It went great!
BROOKE: I can’t breathe… there’s no room with Chris’ ego! Can we go?
HALEY: Yes, let’s go. You can show me what you got.
CHRIS: Hey, you can show me what you got too.
9x13 - One Tree Hill